Well, color me disappointed. Turns out one of the first apps owners of the new $17,000 luxury Apple Watch Edition won't be downloading is one that plays fart sounds. Dang, thanks a lot Apple! Ok, ...

The director of applications technology at Apple is a secret developer of hilariously immature apps that simulate peeing and pooing, Wired has uncovered. Phillip Shoemaker, who runs the App Store ...

Those of you who were hoping the Apple Watch would usher in a new era of flatulence apps, prepare to be disappointed: Apple has already rejected the first app that serves no purpose other than to ...

Phillip Shoemaker is Apple’s director of applications technology. He’s the man in charge of Apple’s capricious, often-contested App Store approval process. He also has a side business selling fart and ...

Oh god. What else is there to say? The first Apple Watch fart app is already in development. Called Fart Watch, the app looks to be a glorified whoopee cushion. The idea is you put your iPhone ...

Smartwatches and fart apps are basically a match made in heaven: a remotely-triggered Whoopee cushion, basically. But Apple disagrees: putrid, fart-based comedy goes against the sophisticated, elegant ...

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Tesla dropped a number of new features, among them was quite useful Apple Watch compatibility. Also among the features — because Elon Musk seemingly runs Tesla with a juvenile edgelord's sensibilities ...

The Apple Watch is already on the wrists of consumers, but apps for the device that simulate fart sounds are being rejected by Apple.Wearers of the device who hoped the functionality of dozens of fart ...