Imagine you tell your dad something about a negotiator, or a car. Just enough material for him to land an appalling pun: That’s because [the] negotiator got my car back to me in one peace. But this is ...

Here’s a groaner for you: The greyhound stopped to get a hare cut. Don’t blame dad for this one. Blame the machines. A pun generator might not sound like serious work for an artificial intelligence ...