Daily Stale on Instagram: "The internet is spiraling after a bizarre quote attributed to P. Diddy began circulating online, in which the music mogul allegedly lamented that he “would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids and that dumb dog.” The line—instantly recognized as a parody of the classic Scooby-Doo villain catchphrase—has sent social media into a frenzy of memes, mashups, and completely unserious speculation. Users quickly imagined a crossover scenario involving M